What Does my Star Sigh?

incorrectluci:

Chloe: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Lucifer way.

Ella: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Chloe: Yes, but it’s faster.

ask-rubeus-hagrid:

mabs01293:

poplitealqueen:

ask-rubeus-hagrid:

I know it has been talked about before but I want to talk about wizarding tattoos and piercing again. Here’s just a couple ideas.

• A tongue ring that you wear to ward off minor hexes and jinxes.
  
• A Tattoo of a tree where the leaves change depending on the season.
• A pair of matching tattoos of a piece of parchment that can be wrote on to send messages.
• You see this dagger I have tattooed on my calf? It comes off into my hand as a real weapon when I’m in danger.
• A little dragon that flies around your left forearm. 
• A pin-up witch that winks and waves at you. 
• A tattoo that starts off as a rune but once you fall asleep and wake up in changes into something that is similar to your patronus, something that symbolizes who you are.
• A tattoo on somebodies wrist that warms up and changes color when they need to take their medications.
• Ear piercings that translate everything around you into your native language. 
• Lip piercing that do the same, except when you speak you speak the language of whoever you’re speaking to.
• A small bird tattoo behind your ear that chirps and whistles to you when you’re anxious.
•  A tattoo of your child that ages with them.
• A tattoo for those that are hard of hearing or deaf and are unable to read lips at that moment that displays the words of the person speaking to them on their hand.
• A nose ring that is charmed that long as you are wearing it you will never lose your keys.
• A flower scene where some flowers only will bloom at certain times.
• little nocturnal animal tattoos like raccoons that only show up on your skin after dark.
• a tattoo of digital numbers on your wrist that tell the time.

Magical tattoos and piercings!!!

This is the best thing.

I’m totally gonna change this up a bit and use it in d&d

Yes! Do it and send me the results! I am D&D trash!

(Source: hutsanddragons, via absentlyabbie)

Ok but in infinity war two after however long (years? Idk) of living without the people they lost, and they manage to return everyone who died… imagine everyone slowly reappearing one at a time, and Tony’s looking around, desperate as Peter isn’t back yet, and isn’t back, and isn’t back. And he’s starting to panic when he finally hears a confused “Mr. Stark?” And he turns around to see his son Peter standing there looking utterly baffled. And sarcastic, emotionally constipated, guilt-ridden Tony Stark just breaks and wraps Peter up in the biggest hug and Peter just freezes because Mr. Stark is hugging him and he just came back from the dead what’s happening and I just need this okay bye

brunhiddensmusings:

tcfkag:

kentuckymeatshower:

this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom 

The best explanation of Tumblr’s appeal that I’ve seen

everywhere else you speak TO people, specific people, one at a time or in small groups

here you can scream into the void, and if a passing weirdo likes it they can give you a thumbs up or pass it along to their weirdo friends who might like it too

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